Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Rank of All Films Reviewed in 2013
A lot of people ask me why someone should follow my blog rather than the thousands of other movie review blogs and websites. Good question! For one, my blog is made up of one single voice. I don't have multiple contributors or a composite of mass opinion mixing all kinds of different taste. Whether you agree or disagree with my taste, at least you're getting one man's consistent and relative opinion on most everything released. The other thing I do here (which I don't know of any other film critic that does) is rank all the films I've seen. Some possible reasons other critics don't do this is that it's hard, it's time consuming, it requires keeping track of everything released and what grade you gave it, you open yourself up to criticism, and your ratings throughout the year have to hang together and be relatively consistent if you want to maintain any credibility at all. But another reason is that it's silly, to some degree. This is a subjective opinion of one person at a single point in time, not a science. On any given day I might elect to change my ranking. But I revisit it all year long, and re-watch many of my favorites to get it as close to accurate of how I feel about these films on a relative basis as possible. In any event, even if I change it after I publish it (which I will), it gives you a single source to refer to for an opinion on what to see and what to skip from the 303 films I saw that were released in 2013. As always I welcome your feedback, both positive and negative.
About Time Grade: A+
Prisoners Grade: A+
World War Z Grade: A+
Philomena Grade: A+
The Short Game Grade: A+
Before Midnight Grade: A+
The East Grade: A
Star Trek Into Darkness Grade: A
Hunger Games: Catching Fire Grade: A
Lee Daniels' The Butler Grade: A
Blood Grade: A
August: Osage County Grade: A
Pain & Gain Grade: A
Trance Grade: A
Dallas Buyers Club Grade: A
Captain Phillips Grade: A
The Call Grade: A
Side Effects Grade: A
Enough Said Grade: A
Broken Grade: A
Short Term 12 Grade: A
The Wolf of Wall Street Grade: A
Disconnect Grade: A
American Hustle Grade: A
The Spectacular Now Grade: A
12 Years a Slave Grade: A
Blue Jasmine Grade: A
Broken City Grade: A
Some Velvet Morning Grade: A
The Sweeney Grade: A
Kick-Ass 2 Grade: A
Simon Killer Grade: A
20 Feet from Stardom Grade: A
56 Up Grade: A
In a World ... Grade: A
Jobs Grade: A
Still Mine Grade: A
Don Jon Grade: A
Some Girl(s) Grade: A
This is the End Grade: A-
Blackfish Grade: A-
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Grade: A-
The To Do List Grade: A-
A Single Shot Grade: A-
The World's End Grade: A-
Mud Grade: A-
Saving Mr. Banks Grade: A-
Rush Grade: A-
Prince Avalanche Grade: A-
Koch Grade: A-
Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay Grade: A-
Let the Fire Burn Grade: A-
Seduced and Abandoned Grade: A-
The Brass Teapot Grade: A-
The Hangover Part III Grade: A-
Don't Stop Believin': Everyman's Journey Grade: A-
The Silence Grade: A-
Blue is the Warmest Color Grade: A-
The Hunt Grade: A-
It's a Disaster Grade: A-
A Case of You Grade: A-
Life According to Sam Grade: A-
Broken Circle Breakdown Grade: A-
Pacific Rim Grade: A-
The Family Grade: A-
Frances Ha Grade: A-
Dark Skies Grade: B+
Welcome to the Punch Grade: B+
The Way Way Back Grade: B+
The Reluctant Fundamentalist Grade: B+
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Grade: B+
Stuck in Love Grade: B+
Ender's Game Grade: B+
2 Guns Grade: B+
We're the Millers Grade: B+
Sightseers Grade: B+
The Lifeguard Grade: B+
Afternoon Delight Grade: B+
Between Us Grade: B+
Wrong Grade: B+
Runner Runner Grade: B+
Oz the Great and Powerful Grade: B+
Concussion Grade: B+
Sunlight Jr. Grade: B+
Scenic Route Grade: B+
Iron Man 3 Grade: B+
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Grade: B+
Byzantium Grade: B+
Snitch Grade: B+
The Armstrong Lie Grade: B+
Tim's Vermeer Grade: B+
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom Grade: B+
Escape Plan Grade: B+
The Purge Grade: B+
The Iceman Grade: B+
Running from Crazy Grade: B+
21 & Over Grade: B+
Antiviral Grade: B+
Lone Survivor Grade: B+
Gravity Grade: B+
Her Grade: B+
Frozen Ground Grade: B+
R.I.P.D. Grade: B+
The Place Beyond the Pines Grade: B+
The English Teacher Grade: B+
Upstream Color Grade: B+
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Grade: B+
The Factory Grade: B+
Zero Charisma Grade: B+
Devil's Pass Grade: B+
Now You See Me Grade: B+
Somebody Up There Likes Me Grade: B+
Dead Man's Burden Grade: B+
Austenland Grade: B+
Salinger Grade: B+
I Declare War Grade: B+
The Kings of Summer Grade: B+
Phil Spector Grade: B+
Gangster Squad Grade: B+
Parker Grade: B+
Sound City Grade: B+
Unfinished Song Grade: B+
Broadway Idiot Grade: B+
Last Love (a.k.a. Mr. Morgan's Last Love) Grade: B+
We Are What We Are Grade: B+
I Give it a Year Grade: B+
Mr. Nobody Grade: B+
The Past Grade: B+
Man of Steel Grade: B+
Free Samples Grade: B+
Thanks for Sharing Grade: B+
Sweetwater (a.k.a. Sweet Vengeance) Grade: B+
See Girl Run Grade: B+
Closed Circuit Grade: B+
Terms and Conditions May Apply Grade: B+
Killing Season Grade: B+
Baggage Claim Grade: B+
Frozen Grade: B+
Escape from Tomorrow Grade: B
The Invisible Woman Grade: B
Charlie Countryman Grade: B
A Teacher Grade: B
Labor Day Grade: B
Last Vegas Grade: B
Fruitvale Station Grade: B
Girl Most Likely Grade: B
Generation Iron Grade: B
Ain't Them Bodies Saints Grade: B
Nebraska Grade: B
Gloria Grade: B
Mental Grade: B
The History of Future Folk Grade: B
Wish You Were Here Grade: B
Dead Man Down Grade: B
Stand Off (a.k.a. Whole Lotta Sole) Grade: B
Everybody Has a Plan Grade: B
In the House Grade: B
The Truth About Emanuel Grade: B
The Company You Keep Grade: B
The Big Wedding Grade: B
The Numbers Station Grade: B
Rapture-Palooze Grade: B
Much Ado About Nothing Grade: B
Life Tracker Grade: B
Shadow Dancer Grade: B
What Maisie Knew Grade: B
Beautiful Creatures Grade: B
Fairhaven Grade: B
The End of Love Grade: B
Arthur Newman Grade: B
How I Live Now Grade: B
Here Comes the Devil Grade: B
Lore Grade: B
Black Rock Grade: B
Cold Turkey (a.k.a. Pasadena) Grade: B
Touchy Feely Grade: B
Starbuck Grade: B
Reality Grade: B
$ellebrity Grade: B
Elysium Grade: B
Populaire Grade: B
Grabbers Grade: B
S#x Acts Grade: B
Parkland Grade: B
White House Down Grade: B-
Europa Report Grade: B-
Drinking Buddies Grade: B-
Grudge Match Grade: B-
Identity Thief Grade: B-
The Internship Grade: B-
Olympus Has Fallen Grade: B-
A.C.O.D. Grade: B-
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Grade: B-
Jack the Giant Slayer Grade: B-
6 Souls Grade: B-
After Earth Grade: B-
The Bling Ring Grade: B-
Upside Down Grade: B-
Oblivion Grade: B-
C.O.G. Grade: B-
Crystal Fairy Grade: B-
Good Ol' Freda Grade: B-
Stories We Tell Grade: B-
All is Bright (a.k.a. Almost Christmas) Grade: B-
Machete Kills Grade: B-
Red 2 Grade: B-
Monsters U Grade: B-
We Steal Secrets: The Story of WikiLeaks Grade: B-
Muscle Shoals Grade: B-
Guns, Girls and Gambling Grade: B-
Tomorrow You're Gone Grade: B-
Arcadia Grade: B-
Inside Llewyn Davis Grade: C+
Out of the Furnace Grade: C+
Last Days on Mars Grade: C+
Best Man Down Grade: C+
The Wall Grade: C+
The Book Thief Grade: C+
All is Lost Grade: C+
Adore Grade: C+
The Look of Love Grade: C+
Insidious Chapter 2 Grade: C+
Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Grade: C+
Grown Ups 2 Grade: C+
The Best Man Holiday Grade: C+
Spring Breakers Grade: C+
The Time Being Grade: C+
The Last Stand Grade: C+
Graceland Grade: C+
The Great Gatsby Grade: C+
To the Wonder Grade: C+
The Heat Grade: C+
The Great Beauty Grade: C+
Getaway Grade: C+
Pawn Grade: C
The Last Exorcism Part II Grade: C
Resolution Grade: C
Love Is All You Need Grade: C
Angel's Share Grade: C
Behind the Candelabra Grade: C
42 Grade: C
Admission Grade: C
The Lone Ranger Grade: C
The Conjuring Grade: C
You're Next Grade: C
Magic Magic Grade: C
Paranoia Grade: C
The Power of Few Grade: C
Mama Grade: C
Passion Grade: C
The Fifth Estate Grade: C
The Counselor Grade: C
Thor: The Dark World Grade: C
The Sapphires Grade: C-
As Luck Would Have It Grade: C-
The Playroom Grade: C-
Movie 43 Grade: C-
Clear History Grade: C-
When Comedy Went to School Grade: C-
V/H/S/2 Grade: C-
ABC's of Death Grade: C-
John Dies at the End Grade: C-
Safe Haven Grade: C-
A Good Day to Die Hard Grade: C-
Small Apartments Grade: C-
Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction Grade: C-
Peeples Grade: C-
Wadjda Grade: C-
Haute Cuisine Grade: C-
Dealin' With Idiots Grade: D+
Herblock: The Black & The White Grade: D+
And Now a Word From Our Sponsor Grade: D+
Stoker Grade: D
Warm Bodies Grade: D
Phantom Grade: D
Frankenstein's Army Grade: D
Jayne Mansfield's Car Grade: D
The Wolverine Grade: D
Revenge for Jolly! Grade: D
Kill Your Darlings Grade: D
Jewtopia Grade: D
Expecting Grade: D
Delivery Man Grade: D
The Croods Grade: D
Diana Grade: D
A Dark Truth Grade: D-
Gimme the Loot Grade: D-
At Any Price Grade: D-
33 Postcards Grade: D-
Motel Life Grade: D-
The Wind Rises Grade: D-
A Band Called Death Grade: D-
The Act of Killing Grade: D-
3 Geezers Grade: D-
The Girls in the Band Grade: D-
Storage 24 Grade: D-
A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III Grade: F
Evil Dead Grade: F
The Rambler Grade: F
Hell Baby Grade: F
Homefront Grade: F
La Maison de la Radio Grade: F
Wrong Cops Grade: F
Additional Films Not Reviewed:
47 Ronin
After Tiller
American Promise
Artist and the Model
The Attack
Augustine
Battle of the Year
Justin Bieber's Believe
Betty Page Reveals All
Beyond the Hills
Black Nativity
Blancanieves
Bullet to the Head
Carrie
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Computer Chess
Cutie and the Boxer
Despicable Me 2
Dirty Wars
Drug War
Electrick Children
Emperor
Epic
Escape from Planet Earth
Fast & Furious 6
Fill The Void
Free Birds
From Up on Poppy Hill
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Gimme Shelter
The Grandmaster
Great Expectations
Greedy Lying Basterds
Hannah Arendt
Happy People: A Year in the Taiga
A Haunted House
A Haunting in Connecticut
Hava Nagila (The Movie)
A Hijacking
The Host
I'm So Excited!
Inequality for All
Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete
Instructions Not Included
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain
Kiss of the Damned
Kon-Tiki
Like Someone in Love
The Lords of Salem
Lovelace
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas
Man of Tai Chi
Metallica: Through the Never
Midnight's Children
Mother of George
Mumia: Long Distance Revolutionary
Museum Hours
My Brother the Devil
No
No Place on Earth
Oldboy
One Direction: This Is Us
Only God Forgives
An Oversimplification of Her Beauty
Pandora's Promise
Paris-Manhattan
The Patience Stone
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
A Place at the Table
Planes
Redemption
Renoir
Riddick
Romeo and Juliet
Scary Movie V
Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf's
Smurfs 2
Something in the Air
Spinning Plates
Stranded
The Summit
Tyler Perry's Temptation
Terraferma
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Therese
The Trials of Muhammad Ali
Turbo
Venus and Serena
Walking with Dinosaurs
Ways to Live Forever
Wedding Palace
Wicker Man - Final Cut
You Will Be My Son
Zaytoun
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As always, totally impressed with the amount of movies you found time to see during the year. So many things on this list I meant to see, but couldn't make the press screening and never got around to seeing them on my own.
ReplyDeleteIn my estimation, We're the Millers is a C and same for The Place Beyond the Pines. Stoker was a B+ for me and Blue Jasmine is an A+, Best Man Holiday is a B and The Big Wedding C-. But like you said, it's really all subjective, which is the fun of rating flicks in the first place.
See ya at the movies in 2014!
Thanks LeAnne! It's not that hard. All you have to do is devote every waking non-working hour to it! (And yet I still didn't see the 90+ films listed above that were theatrically released in Philly!) Thanks for your reviews. People can surely check out your website tinseltine.com if they want another opinion! See you at the movies in 2014!
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